If You Put YOURSELF In This Position, SHUT THE FU*K UP!(you reap what you sow)7/28/11

July 27th, 2011

So, i was talking to this brotha', who at 45 years old, is still blaming the white man for his low paying job. He told me that although he never even attended highschool, he felt that the white man was holding him down! No, nucka'! YOU-ARE-HOLDING-YOU-DOWN! We dont wanna hear your BS! STFU! I hear a lot of overweight women hate on women that take care of their bodies. Why are you obese? If its a medical condition, or an adverse reaction to some medication, we understand. However, the facts are that most overweight people simply take in more calories than their bodies can use! Stop your whining, hit the gym, and STFU! I WANNA SHIP ALL OF YOU "I HATE BLACK WOMEN/MEN" TO AN ISLAND INFESTED WITH MAN EATING LIONS! Your bullshit rhetoric is stale, and tired! The reason you cant find a good mate is because your energy is fucked up! STFU! My holy rolling friend went on a tirade about how us 'lost souls' ARE GONNA BURN IN HELL! lol! Hey, Religious folks! DONT CRAM YOUR BELIEF DOWN MY THROAT! You should be a shining example of your belief, not a mean-spirited crybaby, who goes on a rampage when someone doesnt worship the same way you do! Catch the holy ghost one minute, and the next youre cussing someone out who cut you off in traffic after church? Spare us your righteous ramble, and get YOURSELF right before you try to represent the most high! STFU!!! Fix a plate, grab a drink, and get ready to ride thru MR.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA'50/50 BROTHAS! Look, Fam. We have to stop blaming others for our own BS! Be accountable for yourself. Admit your flaws, and go hard at what you want to acheive. If your not gonna' do that.....SHUT-THE-FUK-UP! *-don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK
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If You Put YOURSELF In This Position, SHUT THE FU*K UP!(you reap what you sow)7/28/11

July 27th, 2011

So, i was talking to this brotha', who at 45 years old, is still blaming the white man for his low paying job. He told me that although he never even attended highschool, he felt that the white man was holding him down! No, nucka'! YOU-ARE-HOLDING-YOU-DOWN! We dont wanna hear your BS! STFU! I hear a lot of overweight women hate on women that take care of their bodies. Why are you obese? If its a medical condition, or an adverse reaction to some medication, we understand. However, the facts are that most overweight people simply take in more calories than their bodies can use! Stop your whining, hit the gym, and STFU! I WANNA SHIP ALL OF YOU "I HATE BLACK WOMEN/MEN" TO AN ISLAND INFESTED WITH MAN EATING LIONS! Your bullshit rhetoric is stale, and tired! The reason you cant find a good mate is because your energy is fucked up! STFU! My holy rolling friend went on a tirade about how us 'lost souls' ARE GONNA BURN IN HELL! lol! Hey, Religious folks! DONT CRAM YOUR BELIEF DOWN MY THROAT! You should be a shining example of your belief, not a mean-spirited crybaby, who goes on a rampage when someone doesnt worship the same way you do! Catch the holy ghost one minute, and the next youre cussing someone out who cut you off in traffic after church? Spare us your righteous ramble, and get YOURSELF right before you try to represent the most high! STFU!!! Fix a plate, grab a drink, and get ready to ride thru MR.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA'50/50 BROTHAS! Look, Fam. We have to stop blaming others for our own BS! Be accountable for yourself. Admit your flaws, and go hard at what you want to acheive. If your not gonna' do that.....SHUT-THE-FUK-UP! *-don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK
Follow us on twitter @ mrmoodyshood
Subscribe to us on ITUNES (please leave ratings and comments!)
Mr.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD ALSO BE FOUND @ MEVIO.COM , and of course, www.myndn.net Enjoy the show, and we will see you next week with another hot episode!

FIRST DATE ETIQUETTE! Destroying The BULLSHIT In Dating!(7/21/11)

July 20th, 2011

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So, you are about to go on a first date with the chick you met in the club. You get your haircut, dress to impress, get the car waxed, all for the purpose of trying to convince a chick that she should give you some ass! That's the 'game', right? LADIES! You are about to do that first date thingy with that dude that you meant in the V.I.P!(smh). The weave is tight. The overpriced dress that you purchased to impress the guys is on deck, and you are not settling for anything less than steak and lobster! Here's the problem. He aint paid like you think he is, and you aint as fly as he THINKS you are! hahah! Two phony people, putting on their best 'gameface' on, just to perpetuate the long lasting practice of bullshit dating! It wouldn't be that bad if we all faked the funk and didn't complain about the results, but all we hear is how horrible the dating GAME is, nowadays! Why would you play a game, and expect real results?

Why would you complain that all of the men that you meet are clowns, when the place you go to meet men is a meat market ass club? How can you say that all black women aint shit, when all you do is hang out at bullshit hoodrat spots?

If you don't wear 1,000 dollar suits, dont date a chick who expects that! Trust me, there is a wife-worthy dime who will take you as you are, and meet your ass at taco bell for a chalupa on a first date! lol! Ladies...there is a dude that will love the shit out of you without the gucci, weave, and stripper pumps! You cant find him, because ur energy isn't worthy of HIS energy right now!

We play too much, fam. If you wanna date for fun...do that. If you're looking for love tho', the best way to find it, is to do YOU and stop LOOKING!

Fix a plate, grab a drink, and get ready for the most honest dating advice....EVER! When we say 'No holds barred'...we mean it!

You will laugh, get pissed, co-sign, and applaud this episode of MR.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA' 50/50 BROTHAS!

SAVE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FIRST DATE, FELLAS! BE YOURSELF ON THAT FIRST DATE, QUEENS! Anybody worthy of you, will take you as is.

DRESS TO IMPRESS, YOU SAY?!

Well dressed, rich men...beat the shit out of their mates..just like broke muhfuckas do!

Doctors and lawyers cheat.

College educated, corporate women, can be some of the most unloyal, crazy as catshit beeyotches that you will ever encounter!

Stop the facade, and bring back reality in dating!

See you all next week with another hot one!

*-don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK
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R.I.P! Stupid Ways To Die!(7/14/11)

July 13th, 2011

A highschool football star, minutes after graduation, gets stabbed and killed by a parking attendant who was acting in self defense, over a damn $200 bottle of cologne.

A dimwitted man decides he would take the idiotic trend of 'planking' to new heights by doing it from a 7 story balcony. He falls to his death.(thanks to hood king 'MARIK2011' for his awesome blog on the real origins of planking! check it out in our blog section)

Everyday, gangbangers(urban terrorist)condone the killing of their own kind over property that they dont even own, and colors. They kill each other and then wish RIP to their dead homies.(smmfh)

With the world being as hazardous as it is, why would we deliberately SEEK out stupid ass ways to die?

Society continues to crumble, but as long as we have the idiot box, and stupid trends to keep us distracted, stories like these will never diminish!

Fix a plate, grab a plate, and get ready for another no holds barred ride thru MR.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA' 50/50 BROTHAS!

We dedicate this show to untimely and completely savage and senseless murders of 8 year old, young mister Levi Kletzky of brooklyn, and the 22 year old nephew of one of Queen NEW YORKS friends in Phila, PA(read the queens discussion 'JUST SENSELESS' on page 2 of our forums.

Enjoy the show,and we will see you all next week with another hot one!

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R.I.P! Stupid Ways To Die!(7/14/11)

July 13th, 2011

A highschool football star, minutes after graduation, gets stabbed and killed by a parking attendant who was acting in self defense, over a damn $200 bottle of cologne.

A dimwitted man decides he would take the idiotic trend of 'planking' to new heights by doing it from a 7 story balcony. He falls to his death.(thanks to hood king 'MARIK2011' for his awesome blog on the real origins of planking! check it out in our blog section)

Everyday, gangbangers(urban terrorist)condone the killing of their own kind over property that they dont even own, and colors. They kill each other and then wish RIP to their dead homies.(smmfh)

With the world being as hazardous as it is, why would we deliberately SEEK out stupid ass ways to die?

Society continues to crumble, but as long as we have the idiot box, and stupid trends to keep us distracted, stories like these will never diminish!

Fix a plate, grab a plate, and get ready for another no holds barred ride thru MR.MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA' 50/50 BROTHAS!

We dedicate this show to untimely and completely savage and senseless murders of 8 year old, young mister Levi Kletzky of brooklyn, and the 22 year old nephew of one of Queen NEW YORKS friends in Phila, PA(read the queens discussion 'JUST SENSELESS' on page 2 of our forums.

Enjoy the show,and we will see you all next week with another hot one!

Subscribe to us on ITUNES! leave ratings and comments! follow us on twitter @ mrmoodyshood Tell your fam to visit us @ www.myndn.netimage-745769

THE PERFECT SEX!!! (TWITTER FAM REQUESTED SPECIAL!) 7/7/11 re-air from (12/17/10)

July 6th, 2011

Wussup, fam?!!

When the Twitter Fam request a show, YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT! lol! Some of our closest twitter fam has asked for one of our hottest podcast, 'THE PERFECT SEX!' Here it is! Raw, hilarious, and as usual....INSANE! So. Whats your idea of the perfect sex?

We are known for saying what you are thinking, so we decided to save our most raw, uncensored, free show for this moment! EVERYBODY LOVES GOOD SEX! On this show, we decided to talk about the art of passion, with an NDN twist. Mr.Moody, Cousin Ed, Naturel, Sugar Ray, Felicia, and special guest Nokia, open up the gate of hilarity, horniness, and real talk about S-E-X! While you are listening to this madness, please note the classic slow jams in the background! This is grown folks convo! If you're not with it, you don't belong in the hood! Enjoy, Fam! This is for you. In the words of Cousin Ed, "we are working hard for ya'll!" See you all in 2011! Thanks for the support and love!

**-Things we discovered during this show: #1-There a bunch of freaky ass people in the hood! #2-We drink too much alcohol when we podcast! #3-Moody is seriously...insane! Clinical, even. #4-We provide the uncensored voice for people that just want to let their hair down and have real talk! #5-Cousin Ed and Mr.Moody are the most hard working, non-sleeping,dedicated to 'quality' site owners on the web! #6-Our shows are way hotter when Naturel and Suga are present. #7-We aint sh*t without our listeners! #8-Forget insane, Moody is DERANGED! #9-Cousin Ed isn't crazy about licking cootch! #10-This show don't fly without Cousin Ed behind the boards! #11-Actually, Moodys not deranged...he's just STOOOO-PID! #12-We do this for our fam, and we wont stop!

Follow us on twitter @ mrmoodyshood Listen to us on iTunes @ mr moodys neighborhood! Check us out on mevio.com and google! Visit us @ www.mynextdoorneighbor.net

Enjoy the show and we will see you all next week with a brand new episode of MR. MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA' 50/50 BROTHAS!

ONE LOVE, THE FAM.image-744500

THE PERFECT SEX!!! (TWITTER FAM REQUESTED SPECIAL!) 7/7/11 re-air from (12/17/10)

July 6th, 2011

Wussup, fam?!!

When the Twitter Fam request a show, YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT! lol! Some of our closest twitter fam has asked for one of our hottest podcast, 'THE PERFECT SEX!' Here it is! Raw, hilarious, and as usual....INSANE! So. Whats your idea of the perfect sex?

We are known for saying what you are thinking, so we decided to save our most raw, uncensored, free show for this moment! EVERYBODY LOVES GOOD SEX! On this show, we decided to talk about the art of passion, with an NDN twist. Mr.Moody, Cousin Ed, Naturel, Sugar Ray, Felicia, and special guest Nokia, open up the gate of hilarity, horniness, and real talk about S-E-X! While you are listening to this madness, please note the classic slow jams in the background! This is grown folks convo! If you're not with it, you don't belong in the hood! Enjoy, Fam! This is for you. In the words of Cousin Ed, "we are working hard for ya'll!" See you all in 2011! Thanks for the support and love!

**-Things we discovered during this show: #1-There a bunch of freaky ass people in the hood! #2-We drink too much alcohol when we podcast! #3-Moody is seriously...insane! Clinical, even. #4-We provide the uncensored voice for people that just want to let their hair down and have real talk! #5-Cousin Ed and Mr.Moody are the most hard working, non-sleeping,dedicated to 'quality' site owners on the web! #6-Our shows are way hotter when Naturel and Suga are present. #7-We aint sh*t without our listeners! #8-Forget insane, Moody is DERANGED! #9-Cousin Ed isn't crazy about licking cootch! #10-This show don't fly without Cousin Ed behind the boards! #11-Actually, Moodys not deranged...he's just STOOOO-PID! #12-We do this for our fam, and we wont stop!

Follow us on twitter @ mrmoodyshood Listen to us on iTunes @ mr moodys neighborhood! Check us out on mevio.com and google! Visit us @ www.mynextdoorneighbor.net

Enjoy the show and we will see you all next week with a brand new episode of MR. MOODYS NEIGHBORHOOD feat. THA' 50/50 BROTHAS!

ONE LOVE, THE FAM.image-744500

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